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26 / 5 / 2012 @ 01:05

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUMBLEBEES AND WASPS:

Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I’m just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I’m just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.

Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you’ve had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn’t it? Stupid fuck.



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21 / 5 / 2012 @ 23:42
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DESCRIBING MY BEST FRIEND TO SOMEONE

howdoiputthisgently:



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21 / 5 / 2012 @ 23:14
Ummmm…..

So now that the semester is over and summer is here and we are now off in two different states, it appears that you have now resorted to drunken texts at 3 in the morning asking for nude pictures. 

Wow. 

Welp, I’m glad when you’re drunk I am the object of your desires but let’s not have a repeat of these past couple months. You have three months to find other girls to hook up with. I suggest you use them wisely (the months, not the girls, but I suspect you’ll probably do both)



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